February 06 2017
Nihilist Happy With His Life Being Shit As Nothing Really Matters
A Nihilist has decided to give up on life because of the eventual heat death of the universe in billions of years time.
"When you think about it, nothing matters because eventually all the atoms in the universe will stop vibrating. When you think about things like that, it really puts everything into perspective. "
John Fedora has since stopped washing and claims benefits for severe autism to avoid gainful employment. We talked to his Jobcentre advisor to get his take on it.
"Frankly, I don't think he could ever be employed anyway. He smells terrible, is fatter than one of those pigs from the Angry Birds game and only seems to want to talk about Doctor Who."
"I think nihilism is probably the best option for him, because then at least he feels like his life is his choice."
"When you think about it, nothing matters because eventually all the atoms in the universe will stop vibrating. When you think about things like that, it really puts everything into perspective. "
John Fedora has since stopped washing and claims benefits for severe autism to avoid gainful employment. We talked to his Jobcentre advisor to get his take on it.
"Frankly, I don't think he could ever be employed anyway. He smells terrible, is fatter than one of those pigs from the Angry Birds game and only seems to want to talk about Doctor Who."
"I think nihilism is probably the best option for him, because then at least he feels like his life is his choice."
