February 21 2017
UK Government Announces NHS Cuts As Well As Tax Rises As A Way To Double-Fuck Everyone
Heads I win, tails you lose.
Posts for February 2017
February 21 2017
Suspicious Death Of Russian Envoy Ruled Completely Unsuspicious
It could happen to anyone.
February 17 2017
Tony Blair, The Most Unpopular Prime Minister Ever, Says We Should Ignore The Will Of The People
Democracy is overrated.
February 17 2017
UK Government Says Fishermen Won't Get Back Their Waters Because Of Pure Spitefulness
I bet you wish you'd voted remain now.
February 15 2017
Women Confirm That Valentine's Day An Excuse To Have Another Birthday
So are anniversaries.
February 09 2017
Pope Francis Fails To See Irony In Denouncing Trump Wall While Living In Vatican City Surrounded By Hundred Foot Tall Wall
Do as I say, not as I do.
February 09 2017
In News That Shocks Nobody, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Dies Young At The Age Of 45 After Lifetime Of Cocaine Abuse
Absolute shocker.
February 11 2017
Whining Bitches At The Guardian Release Article Slamming "Extremist British Bloggers"
Why can't we bring back print only media where we can filter what gets out?
February 07 2017
Remain Voters Confirm They Are In Psychic Contact With Every Person Who Didn't Vote In the Brexit Referendum
And everyone who didn't vote wanted to Remain.
February 01 2017
BREXIT To Be Cancelled After Remain Voters All Agree Leave Voters Have Changed Their Mind
The entiriety of the UK has decided to cancel triggering article 50
February 06 2017
Paul Joseph Watson Of Infowars Contractually Obliged To Always Shout By Alex Jones
Suspected to also be a side effect of Brain Force serum.
February 06 2017
UK Government Reveals Stopping Immigration Impossible Because Fuck You That's Why
Don't even think you can escape the diversity.
February 04 2017
Conservative Party Admits Cutting NHS Funding To Kill Off The Lower Classes To Ensure 1000 Year Tory Reich
Eugenics Has A New Face
February 04 2017
Michael Fallon Vows To Crush Russia Like An Empty Coke Can
The Defence Secretary is also changing his job title to The Offence Secretary
February 04 2017
Jeremy Corbyn To Punish 50 MPs Who Defied Party Whip Over Article 50 By Sending Them To The Naughty Step
Also considering sending them to bed without any dinner.