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February 06 2017

Paul Joseph Watson Of Infowars Contractually Obliged To Always Shout By Alex Jones

Mild mannered Paul Joesph Watson has revealed that Alex Jones forced him to sign a contract that ensured he shouted and bellowed in all of his videos.

"It worked for me" said Alex "and I want Infowars to sell as much Brain Force and as many water filters as possible. That means every presenter has to bring their A game, and that means SHOUTING."

"Shouting has worked for me for years, in public and in private. People respect a man who shouts. I always make sure all our internal communications are typed in capslock as well, to keep up the culture of shouting."

When Watson was asked how he felt about the policy, he bellowed into our reporters face for a full 90 seconds until he went red.