February 10 2017
Doctors Agree That Wanting to Cut Off Your Hand And Replace It With A Foot Is Mental Illness, But Wanting To Replace Your Penis With A Vagina Totally Sane
Doctors and psychiatrists agree that wanting to cut of your genitals and fashion some kind of Frankenstein's monster replacement is no indicator of mental illness.
Speaking to Dr Schopemoff, he assured our reporter there is definitely no cause for concern.
"Sure, if this person said they wanted to cut off their hand and replace it with a foot we would call it mad. But replacing a penis with a vagina is nothing to be concerned about."
"On an unrelated note we're still unable to discern why half of the people who undergo sexual reassignment surgery commit suicide, but we're pretty sure it's down to systematic oppression."
Dr Schopemoff assured us that every person he has ever met wanting to switch genders has only ever exhibited completely sane characteristics.
"I've never met anyone who regretted the surgery ever either. I'm pretty sure all the people who committed suicide were happy with it."
Speaking to Dr Schopemoff, he assured our reporter there is definitely no cause for concern.
"Sure, if this person said they wanted to cut off their hand and replace it with a foot we would call it mad. But replacing a penis with a vagina is nothing to be concerned about."
"On an unrelated note we're still unable to discern why half of the people who undergo sexual reassignment surgery commit suicide, but we're pretty sure it's down to systematic oppression."
Dr Schopemoff assured us that every person he has ever met wanting to switch genders has only ever exhibited completely sane characteristics.
"I've never met anyone who regretted the surgery ever either. I'm pretty sure all the people who committed suicide were happy with it."
