February 11 2017
As German Election Draws Near, Voters Would Rather Choose Death Than Either Of The Main Candidates.
Record Turnouts Expected.
February 11 2017
Trump Making A List Of All The People Trying To Stop The Travel Ban, Vows Swift And Violent Retribution
And curses upon their family to the eighth generation.
February 09 2017
Pope Francis Fails To See Irony In Denouncing Trump Wall While Living In Vatican City Surrounded By Hundred Foot Tall Wall
Do as I say, not as I do.
February 07 2017
Remain Voters Confirm They Are In Psychic Contact With Every Person Who Didn't Vote In the Brexit Referendum
And everyone who didn't vote wanted to Remain.
February 09 2017
In News That Shocks Nobody, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Dies Young At The Age Of 45 After Lifetime Of Cocaine Abuse
Absolute shocker.